Iski Toh.... (Farewell, Ranu)

Iski toh life ho gai set
He's going to fly in a jet
Padh likh kar naam kamayega
Ranu toh UK jaayega

Khana khayega with fork and knife
Hinduism is what? A way of life..
Wahan jaakar debates jagayega
Aur angrezo ko sikhayega

Rasicm ki hogi aisi taisi
Jab support milegi Ranu ke jaisi
Britishers ko bhi nachyega
Desh ka naam chamkayega

Par gori mem par jab hoga flat
Yaad karega engagement ka impact
Na kahin nazar ghumayega
Swapnal ko phone lagayega

Akele jab prick kar raha hoga apna ear
Yaad aayenge sab near and dear
Fir FRIENDS dekh kar mann behlayega
aur pankha bandh kar so jayega

Jab poori class me hoga bas ek Rohit
Aur 4 James,4 Peter Sahit
Tab apne naam ko baar baar dohrayega
Aur hass hass kar chup ho jayega

Tu jaayega to sarcasm ka hoga end
Panchat ke king ko miss karenge ye friends
Tu waha se Rajesh maafik Daru layega
Toh humse laakh duaayein paayega

Aur waha pe Vivek ko bolna Hi
Dono milke banana desi Chai
Aur jab bhi dhudh chai me kam jaayega
Tu mereko bada yaad aayega

Padh likh kar naam kamayega
Ranu toh UK jaayega